interwebs
.money

Real money + internet money.
Delivered hourly.
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WHERE DO THE PAYOUTS COME FROM?
1.Every trade of $INTERWEBS pays a 2% pool fee.
2.80% of that fee goes to gold + Zcash buys, shared hourly with wallets holding 100,000+ $INTERWEBS.
3.The other 20% goes to the launchpad.
More trading = bigger drops. Each hour the launchpad checks the basket; if it is not full, nothing ships that hour.
BUY $INTERWEBS
CA coming soon…
DEV
DEV BUY
3% of supply bought by dev, once at launch, from one public wallet [WALLET ADDRESS].
No other team or insider buys, ever.
CHECK ON SOLSCAN ↗
gm. gold + zcash, hourly.real money + internet money.hold 100k+. check the drop.i'm Benji, a stack of bills.no token tax. just vibes.
Benji, the stack-of-bills mascot

TWO KINDS OF MONEY

Pixel gold bar
REAL MONEY
$GLDx
Tokenized gold.
The shiny, boring kind.
 Pixel Zcash coin
INTERNET MONEY
$ZEC
Zcash.
Money that lives online.
1
BUY $INTERWEBS
Grab some. Check the chart on Dexscreener.
2
HOLD 100,000+
Just hold it. That is the whole game.
3
GET PAID HOURLY
Gold + Zcash, straight to your wallet.
NO TOKEN TAX Rewards come out of the pool fee. Nobody taxes your transfers.
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WHY NO TOKEN TAX?
Some coins tax every transfer by 1-3%, then sell that tax to pay holders.
Here the rewards come straight out of the pool fee instead.
You still pay the 2% pool fee when you buy or sell. Moving coins between your own wallets costs nothing extra (just the tiny network fee).

ROADMAP

(very serious. apparently there should be one.)

LVL 1UNLOCKED
GM.
Wake up. Say gm. Launch the coin. Tutorial level.
LVL 2UNLOCKED
GLOW-UP
Logo, socials and a proper profile on Dexscreener. Fancy.
LVL 3UNLOCKED
TELL MOM
She still does not get it. Neither do we. It is fine.
LVL 4LOADING...
GET VERIFIED
Jupiter gives coins a green check. A like on our application helps.
LIKE US ON JUPITER
LVL 5
MOON
Which moon? Any moon. We are not picky.
LVL 6
FIRST 1,000 HOLDERS
Small crowd. Big energy. Bring a friend.
SHARE ON X
LVL 7
MAKE IT
Very ambitious. Tell your lawyer to read the small print at the bottom.
LVL 8
RETIRE SOMEWHERE WARM
Hammock. Sunscreen. Zero emails. Benji is already packing.
LVL 9
???
Classified. Even we do not know. Probably a snack.